Courtesy of this week's horoscope at AstrologyOnline:
You can make money if you are careful not to let it trickle through your fingers.
And...this is a surprise, how, exactly?
"Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat." --Charles Bukowski