Off-Sales

Was out drinking with a friend tonight. At the end of the eve, as I was chatting with another party, I handed $10 to the previously mentioned friend and asked her to grab me some off-sales. She asked what I wanted, and I said "Molson Dry" for reasons I can't even begin to guess -- I don't think anyplace has offered Molson Dry in off-sales in the last three years.

So of course she didn't get Molson Dry -- I don't think that was even remotely an option. Instead she came back with Budweiser: The most contemptuous liquor in all the free world.

Fuck, I hate Americans, if only because they invented this swill.

Still...it's all I got. So...

ah...

erm...

this Bud's for. I guess.






Blech.